I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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