My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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