The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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