Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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