Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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