Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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