he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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