I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Im part way to drunk.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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