I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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