your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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