So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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