I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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