I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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