what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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