I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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