32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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