Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize