Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
