She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just pee around me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
