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(917): View more from New York City

My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen

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(650): View more from California

Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.

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(248): View more from Michigan

He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.

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(630): View more from Illinois

230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap

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(937): View more from Ohio

Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.

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(913): View more from Kansas

If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.

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