Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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