i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
