i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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