is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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