No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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