seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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