No subtext here. People are naked.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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