You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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