My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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