There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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