Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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