I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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