Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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