Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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