I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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