I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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