No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.