chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick