I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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