Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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