I need to stop coming to work sober
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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