That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Congratulations! We have a period
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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