remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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