I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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