The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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