whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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