I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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