i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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