Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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