Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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