I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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