Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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