Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
