your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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